Queen Elizabeth has only six months to live, so screams the newest issue of Globe magazine. We’re sure that it should come as quite the shocker to the Queen herself. We all know that Elizabeth is trying her best to outlive Prince Charles so that no one has to see his level of buffoonery on the throne. Can’t they just skip him because of his shadiness and move directly to Kate Middleton and Prince William?
The magazine reports that the Queen has just spent her last Christmas with her family. Sad news if it’s true, but we’re doubtful that the Globe has some secret snitch in the Palace to reveal Her Royal Highness’ medical information. So far, this is just pure speculation on the part of the American media. Oh how we love to speculate!
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If you think that Kim Kardashian duping the crap out of E! for her televised wedding to Kris Humphries was the end of her bilking the public for their hard earned money, think again. After their marriage went down the tubes only 72 days after they tied the knot, Kim said that she was going to lead a more private life. Well we can all take that statement and flush it down the toilet because Kim is gearing up to marry Kanye West in a HUGE ceremony. Surprise, surprise!
Kris Jenner didn’t drop the date for the planned nuptials, but did say, “Hopefully it will be soon.”
With regard to the size of the ceremony, she said, “We have a pretty big family. I don’t think it will be two people in a chapel, if you know what I mean!”