In a move that has literally shocked no one, Kim Kardashian has decided to file for divorce yesterday. She married NBA player Kris Humphries in a lavish, ten million dollar ceremony on August 20, 2011. But after 72 days, she has cited irreconcilable differences. Meaning that his contract on her reality show is likely over. Are we really surprised that their supposedly fake marriage is over? No. Not one iota. We’re more surprised that the [...]

According to our sister site, Earsucker, we’ve heard reports that Alex Loudon is getting ready to get down on one knee and propose to his girlfriend, Pippa Middleton! So he won’t be noticed, he has already dispatched a friend to find the perfect ring for his special lady. She was already said to have stolen the show at her sister, Kate Middleton’s wedding, so we’re sure she would make a beautiful bride. Guess he’ll have [...]

Jumping from his mansion and time spent with Katy Perry, British comedian and actor Russell Brand decided to chill out in the rain and occupy Wall Street for a little bit. Celebrities have it so hard, don’t they? Doesn’t he just look so bewildered? It’s obvious that he doesn’t realize that he’s part of the one percent that people are rallying against. Still, it seemed as if he was only present for the photo opp. [...]

Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today for a progress hearing in her shoplifting case. The Judge really threw the book at her for getting kicked out of her community service program at the Downtown Women’s Center. Lindsay thought it was wise to get signed up for the Red Cross, after getting terminated from the DTWC, but the Judge was not in agreement. Judge Stephanie Sautner did not give Lindsay any credit for the reported nine [...]

According to our sister website, Earsucker, rehabbed actress Lindsay Lohan could actually go back to jail! She was given a lot of chances already, but this might serve as the last straw for Lindsay. She was said to have been kicked out of her community service program — after failing to follow the rules. Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lindsay to serve a total of 360 hours at the Downtown Women’s Center, but the time she [...]

On the newest cover of Us Weekly, Ashton Kutcher’s rumored mistress, Sara Leal, breaks her silence on their high-profile affair. On September 24th, she claims that she spent that night naked in a hot tub with Ashton and another girl. Then, they went back to his bedroom and did the nasty. All of that so she could sell her story to a tabloid? We’re guessing that Ashton didn’t want to cough up the dough to [...]

TMZ has been covering all of the events surrounding the Michael Jackson manslaughter trial of Dr. Conrad Murray, but they should’ve drawn the line and publishing a photo of the late King of Pop, dead and naked. They’ve got their live feed up, showing the events of the trial as they unfold. Today, the Prosecution entered into evidence, a photo taken of Michael [Warning: Photo may be NSFW], just hours after he passed away. He [...]

In case you didn’t hate your working class life enough, we’ve learned that teen singer Justin Bieber and his girlfriend, Disney starlet Selena Gomez are staying in a hotel room in Brazil that runs roughly $2,300 per night! He’s there to do some concerts and they’re really “roughing it.” Here’s to children who aren’t old enough to vote spending around five or six car payments (to you and I peons) in one evening — and [...]