Let us get on a moment of sober reflection and go on an honorable philosophical journey. Meditate, breathe in deeply and out, now ask yourself: how boring would the world be without boobs?

Lol…not the most honorable meditations, but let us tell you the ultimate formula to transform our lovely planet earth into paradise: less of guns…and more of boobs!

Well, Ireland know boobs are the eight class of food else she serves us a sumptuous plate of her side boobs for our optical relish.

Rocking a generous black top, there was a significant ration of sideboob for our eyes to feast on.

The sensational model enjoyed some jolly time at the Stagecoach Festival in Indio, California where she strutted an ocean of tattoos strewn across her arm including an exciting snap of David Bowie’s Aladdin Sane.

Her blue Levi’s where elegantly tucked into brown cowboy boots reminiscent of that legendary cowgirl heroine bullying us with her mouthwatering sexiness.

Ireland was swimming in love as she took some time off with her endearing boyfriend singer Corey Harper.

While we were just saying Lord’s Prayer to ask heaven for forgiveness from our lustful thoughts, Ireland would go on to share a devilishly savory bikini snap on Instagram where she tortured us further with a dark green patterned two-piece as she sensually gazes into the sun with her beauty outshining the sun.

And then we are energetically dreaming again of just a night with her, even with our bibles beside us!

Oh Lor…

What exactly is Bella Thorne doing these days? It looks like she’s been dabbling in everything, from acting to music to makeup and has been mildly successful with all of those. Apparently, the former Disney star can now add fighting crime to her resume too.

According to Teen Vogue, Thorne was home alone when a burglar tried to break into her house by smashing a window. She reacted by going outside to investigate before going back in to call the cops. It was a risky move, but no real damage was done.

Did they end up catching the guy? For now, no. The teen star reportedly scared him off when she went outside to investigate. A source from Hollywood Life told reporters that “that was enough to scare the would-be burglar away who hightailed it from the house and fled into the darkness.” The burglar must have been a real amateur to have been scared away by Bella Thorne. Then again, some of her fashion choices are pretty creepy. For all we know, she could have been dressed like this.

What made Bella look like an easy target in the first place? The burglar must have kept a close watch over all Thorne-related news that week. But nevertheless, he was a little late to the party. The singer went to New York last weekend to perform at the Billboard Hot 100 Music Festival. Maybe he expected her to stay in the Big Apple a little while longer because hey, who wouldn’t?

Luckily, the eccentric beauty is safe and is currently polishing up her acting career. According to Deadline, she is busy filming a movie called Conrad and Michelle: If Words Could Kill. The movie is based on a true story about a teenage couple in which the girl tries to convince her depressed boyfriend to kill himself and ends up succeeding.

If you look at Kendall Jenner, you’ll see the face of a hardworking individual who had to build herself up from the bottom to get to where she is now. If you think about it, there is no other reason why she suddenly became a supermodel despite having no experience and questionable talent. In fact, the modest 22-year-old is so good at her job that she can afford to be selective about it. That’s more than what the rest of the suckers can say.

Jenner caused some controversy in the industry after comments that she made in an interview were called “insensitive” and “privileged.” There must be some mistake! What exactly did she say? In an interview with Love Magazine, Kendall commented “we’ve been super selective about what shows I would do…I was never one of those girls who would do like 30 shows a season or whatever the f–k those girls do. More power to ’em. But I had a million jobs, not only catwalks but everything else. The whole combination was very overwhelming and I started to freak out a little bit and needed to take a step back.” How could this possibly have been taken as rude?

Kendall Jenner literally fought with Kim cause she didn’t want to get into modelling. Now she’s shitting on models for working hard and has a superiority complex about being selective with her shows. POOR RICH.

— yo ➶ (@jiminstrivia) August 20, 2018

It turns out that if you brag about having “a million jobs” while other people in your position have to struggle to get one, some people might think you’re condescending. In fact, according to Harper’s Bazaar, most of her money actually comes from other things. The cringiest commercial of the century, AKA her Pepsi ad alone put between $500K and a $1.4 million in her bank account. Most of her other income comes from sponsored Instagram posts and KUWTK.

Unfortunately for Kendall, words mean things. And in the age of social media, you either react strongly to them or you might as well not react at all. The trending tweets about her right now mostly look like this:

imagine being Kendall Jenner and having zero redeemable qualities, being mediocre at best at both editorial and runway, no versatility or talent and an ugly boring personality yet still thinking you have any room to say shit about other models

— ??? (@vulgardarlinng) August 21, 2018

how is kendall jenner going to play victim now and say to be nice meanwhile she’s invalidating the fashion industry and the own people she has to work with when saying things like “whatever the fuck those girls do” when ALL those girls work fucking hard

— ⭐️ (@theresnoswater) August 20, 2018