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War on Hollywood Headlines in Haiku (Number Two)



War on Hollywood Headlines in Haiku

We’ve had quite a week in the War on Hollywood and plenty of headlines have been causing some heat.

But, it’s time to take a break and indulge in something less fiery.

So, here’s the latest installment of War on Hollywood Headlines in Haiku:

Angelina Jolie Films ‘Maleficent 2,’ Her First Movie Since Nasty Brad Pitt Divorce

Anyone surprised?

Guess Jennifer Aniston

Was always “The One”

Fans Finally Get What They Want on Master Chef Australia: A Nasty Gordon Ramsay

It’s true most of us

Don’t want “nice” Gordon Ramsay

Please make him angry

Kourtney Kardashian Mommy-Shamed Over Son’s Eyebrows [PHOTO]

Leave the kid alone

In fact, he looks beautiful

“Hail the Unibrow!”

‘New Girl’s’ Zooey Deschanel Plant Based Diet

Lettuce be thankful

Here today, gone tomato

And don’t forget: Beans!

Jimmy Kimmel on Roseanne Cancellation

Worst thing about it?

All the folks who lost their jobs

At minimum wage


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Vs Angel Josephine Skriver’s daring cleavage at the Coachella could give a dead man a hard-on!



Vs Angel Josephine Skriver

Victoria Secret Angels are universally famous for one thing: THEY HAVE GOT IT.

Looking for confirmation? Here is one for you.

Josephine Skriver sent eyeballs scurrying with her flaunting cleavage at the Coachella music festival on Sunday.

If you got it, flaunt it right?

The Coachella has been more of a festival of sexuality than of music though. The music of glaring screaming bodies in a way have been more melodious than the actual sounds the festival was meant for.

Rocking a low black bra top with a daring cleavage screaming “Halleluyah”, Skriver criminally stole the show, murdering whatever bit of righteousness was reserved for Easter.

The Danish angel made sure her the sexual aroma oozing from her daring cleavage was made more arousing with a high cut red skirt; completed with a black leather belt garnished further with silver. Her allure must have suffocated the whole festival, right?

Vs Angel Josephine Skriver

Those long legs striding gracefully along with an audacious cleavage. What more can you ask for?

At 26, Skriver is getting to the peak of her angelic powers erotically. Her body is cutting in the right places to form a dazzling curvature that could even a dead man a hard on!

The Coachella music festival has been making the headlines perpetually for a delicious mixture of wrong and right reasons.

Our lovely celebrities have made sure the music is as tasty as for our ears as their hot bods for our eyes. The likes of Lana, Kim Kardashian have ensured that the show is never malnourished of sexiness.









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Miley Cyrus strips on Easter: Jesus would need to die again to save Miley



Miley Cyrus strips

If it had rained on Easter Day, it must have been heavens crying. Christ gave his life on Easter so we can wear fuller clothes, but how about when Miley Cyrus goes topless to celebrate the gift of salvation?

While our stomachs feasted on the famed Easter pickled eggs, Miley ensured our eyes were not starving as she dished us some savory pictures of her shirtless baring it all.

Of course, it is not news anymore Miley Cyrus stripping for her 92 million followers – we love her for racy her generosity even if sometimes we wonder if a court gave her restraining orders not to put on shirts.

In the picture she shared, Miley Cyrus makes it a lovely blasphemy by sharing a shirtless pic of her on Easter but with two bunny rabbits perched on her nipples.


Save your unholy wishes for another day other than Easter, the rabbits are not running off.

Well, it was a throwback she shared again on your social media actually. But of course, it is always good to see Miley Cyrus abandoning her clothes as frantically as Nicolas Cage abandons his marriages.

In another picture, we now see a “married” Miley Cyrus wearing some clothes as she posed for the photographs in a character.

Miley Cyrus strips

At the other side, we have Emily Ratajkowski ramping up the Easter eroticism in a bunny Halloween costume that has nothing to do with Christ even on a day so special for Christians.

Tagging her picture ‘My eternal Easter vibe’

Miley Cyrus strips

With all these sexy ladies strutting their stuff all about, it appears Jesus would need to die again to save us!

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Joe Jonas sprays Sophie Turner’s derriere with sun tan lotion – our favorite job!



Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are two couples who would be terribly pained if Jesus comes back anytime soon. Come on, the lovebirds are already enjoying their private heavens here on earth and need no rapture.


The Game of Thrones Sophie Turner has steadily blossomed into an erotic dynamite blowing off all her innocence. For those who knew her upcoming as a little girl, there is nothing pedophilic drooling over the curves now on the once-little-girl. Who would believe Sansa Stark hides all these curves under those ancient robes on Game of Thrones?

Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas and his beau enjoyed some time together in aquatic flamboyance off in a private yacht in Mexico drinking in the solar splendor of the sun. And when you would be best expecting Joe to show some modesty, that is when he completely abandons it. Taking raciness to an extra length, Joe never cares about the eager camera of and the paparazzi as he glamorously applied suntan lotion on Sophie’s derriere.


It is only deserved that Sophie enjoys some sumptuous time from the ardors of the TV as her signature Game of Throne 8 premieres this week.  Rocking a screaming swimsuit that unleashes her allure in the sun, Sophie Turner could surely turn on a blind man from a distance.


The couple definitely have a decent taste for luxury which they really deserved. Joe sporting his hard earned torso ensured to match the grace of his lady. A day on the lavish yacht (tagged Bad Romance III) costs a humongous $4,000.

Joe Jonas

So here are these young fellas throwing away your monthly salary in one day. The ridicule here is that they throw this huge money away not wearing clothes, the same money you would have to stay kitted up all day in a suit to make!

Sophie and Joe announced to the world back in September 2018 that they would be getting married!

Of course, we wouldn’t mind the couples dressing like this on their wedding day.

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