Of course, plastic surgery is a technological wonder. F**k nature and all damn all that naturalness talks, you can get the curves even though not from your momma. So numbers are beginning to lie these days. If you don’t have the figure 8, you can fake it artificially with some jolly plastic augmentation making you look like a perfect creation God made after taking coffee for extra awareness.

One of the most notorious chairwomen of plastic surgery is Cardi B. After a series of stunning plastic transformation, Cardi is finally vowing never to go under the knife again.

Well this audacious abstinence from Cardi is inspired by some painful complications after her recent plastic surgery augmentation (precisely after the birth of Kulture).

Cardi took to Twitter to reveal some really awry and horror contortions as we see her abnormally swollen feet. This according to her had caused her to grudgingly cancel her concerts.

‘I been working out for the past 2 weeks cause b*tch I ain’t getting surgery again but let me tell you I haven’t got a headache ever since,’ she revealed.

‘Look how swollen my feet get every time I take flights my stomach gets even more puffy,’ she captioned a photo she has deleted as of now.

‘Reasons why my doctor told me to chill on shows cause my feet and stomach burn when I get puffed up NOT due to ticket sales.Stop fakin s*** f*** outta here,’ she added.

Last month she had to cancel some of her shows and went live on Instagram to explain: ‘My breasts gotta f***ing heal and it is what it is.’

‘I hate canceling shows because I love money. I’m a money addict, and I get paid a lot of money, a lot of money for these shows.

‘A lot of money. I’m canceling millions ‘f dollars in shows, but like, health is wealth so I have to do what I have to do.”’

Back in May, during one of her performances, she revealed the doctors had advised her to slash down her performances owing to her multiple surgeries.

For most of us masses, we are always on the lookout to spend less. It is hard to tell which is always more closed: our wallets or a virgin’s thighs!

The $2 pizza for dinner, $2 rose flowers for our crush and even questioning your pastor why God will still greedily demand a wholesome 10% tithe knowing fully well that the US is yet to fully recover from the Great Depression…LOL

What if misers like us now hear that Cardi B has popped out a mindblowing $80k on diamond jewelry for her daughter Kulture who is yet 10 months? It makes you want to rob the nearest bank right?

Madness or Mother’s love that is yours to judge.

We struggle to decipher Cardi’s favorite vice: raunchiness or extravagance. Both fit her appropriately considering she has got a curvy $8 million dollars twerking in her bank account!

$80k on diamond ring for a baby who is yet to even start eating real food is the height of aristocracy – well, leave it for Cardi.   The Money crooner bragged about the maternal feat all over Instagram (in a post she has deleted).

The Instagram video begins with the rapper ranting, ‘Just spent a bag on my daughter, you know a bad b**** gonna spoil.’

Cardi B would go on to tag New York-based Pristine Jewelers in the post, and what is the justification she gave for the extravagant craze?

‘If I’m iced out my daughter gotta be too. ‘YEUP IM BRAGGING CAUSE I BUST MY A– TO DO SOO.’

That is Cardi’s explanation for you were getting so jealous.

‘Everything will be ready at 3 , bracelets are Comin out cuteeee and changed the setting to the studs with the bigger pair , send ur guy at 3 also pls call Linda and tell her to wire the 80k , I just spoke to her she needs ur approval,’ Cardi wrote on the deleted post.

Cardi also went on to announce the date she would be releasing her new song Press. This song will be coming out on Friday this week, 31st May.

When it comes to money, Cardi B the “money” crooner is terribly rich, but when it comes to modesty, Cardi is terribly “broke”.

If Cardi B ever makes into Havard, it would be to study a diploma on decency. Cardi B is attracted to controversy as the ladies are attracted to Jason Momoa’s masculinity. One racy act after another, Cardi B is schooling the likes of Rihanna on how to be the real bad girl.

Cardi B made the raunchiest headlines at the BillBoard Music Awards in company of her marital accomplice Offset. The two have criminally seized the headlines as they show their sexy compatibility in raunchiness.

Cardi B opened up that she went under the surgeon’s knife getting a boob job following the birth of their baby Kulture who according to Cardi ‘f**ked her up’.

Cardi would follow up on the revelation by disclosing that she had a liposuction to restore her allure following Kulture’s birth.

Raving to a Sunday’s Beale Street Music Festival crowd in Memphis, Cardi splashed another spoonful of controversy on us by revealing that she shouldn’t be ‘moving too much’ following her liposuction surgical procedure.

With the characteristic candor Cardi has come to be famed for, she said: ‘ I have some news for y’all. I should have canceled today. I shouldn’t really be performing because moving too much is gonna f*** up my lipo. But b***h I’m still gonna get my mother***ing money back, let’s go!’ she added.

The thrilled crowd who always love a bad Cardi B cheered her on in her explicitness.

In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Cardi candidly let the cat out of the bag revealing her previous boob job.

‘I just got my boobs redone,’ the I Like It rapper explained, adding: ‘I feel good, but then sometimes I feel like not, you know? [When] your skin is stretched out.’

Well, seeing the boobs stashed on Cardi’s chest, the doctors must have done an A-job.

But did they test the boobs after the surgery by squeezing them – “medically”?