Walking down the aisle with that partner you love is epic…happily ever after – as you consummate your long bearing emotional bond… CUT!!!

Enough of the romantic theatrics—let us play on the dark thoughts of the marrying couples a bit.

The thoughts are those of reluctance, fear and anxiety. The thoughts that you would be sexually monopolized and martially customized to someone all your life is quite frightening. It is a huge chunk of your sexual freedom being sliced off.

No more randy parties, no more wild nights out, no more of those daring sexual adventures that made bachelorhood glow. This is even more painful for those who were sanguinely skilled enough to represent their countries in Olympics if flirting was an official sports.

This is the fear that had gripped Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner just before their marriage.

According to Sophia, ‘It was the worst day of our lives’ as the couple secretly split in fear of the future as their wedding closed in after ‘getting cold feet’

Following the revelation from the Game of Thrones actress, the couples had separated for 24 hours before their marriage as their fears got the better of them.

Revealing the ephemeral panic mode they were immersed in:

‘It was the worst day of our lives. For a second we both had cold feet, then 24 hours later we were both like, “Never mind”.’

Sophie was honest enough to reveal that their relationship has not been a paradisally perfect stroll as both couples have had their fair share of conflict – which is completely normal.

She gushed her love for her man whom had helped her pull through her rough emotional moments (associated with her mental health) pumping up her self-love as Joe Jonas had declared to her that “he loves her more than he loves himself.

She said: ‘I was going through this phase of being very mentally unwell [when they met around November 2016 – they got engaged a year later]

Sophie said. ‘He was like, “I can’t be with you until you love yourself, I can’t see you love me more than you love yourself.”

‘That was something, him doing that. I think he kind of saved my life, in a way.’

Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner pulled a quick one us getting married secretly on the night of May 1 in Las Vegas following their joint appearance at the Billboard Music Awards in Sin City the very evening of that day!

The Met Gala 2019 was an outrageous parade of fashion at its audacious best. The likes of Jared Leto, Cardi B Ciara, Miley Cryus, Jennifer Lopez and of course the Kardashians lighted up the ceremony in glamorous awe.

In the craze of inventiveness, these big names in the showbiz industry rocked the most flamboyantly flashed clothes which were miles off moderate. Curious, baffling, ridiculous, exorbitant, feel free to choose your adjectives as the Met Gala night had it all.

Cardi B was flowing all over the place like some powerful menstruation.

Miley Cyrus graced the Met Gala 2019 with her lovely husband Liam Hemsworth.

Kim Kardashian kidnapped the show with a nude costume which masterfully enunciated her majestic curves. All glitter and glam, her sexual radiance was a sharp contrast to an unsmiling Kanye West was weirdly embroidered with an unwelcoming smile – like she was Kim’s bouncer for the night.

Jared Leto made sure Met Gala 2019 wasn’t lacking insanity as he posed gleefully with a mock-up of his severed head.

The star-studded event was well stocked with the exquisiteness of Janelle Monae whop strutted a quirky Christian Siriano gown curiously adorned with four hats as if she was trying to cover herself directly from global warming.

Bella Hadid, fed us some well savory flesh in her jeweled black peekaboo gown, well embellished with the romantic presence of Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas.

The Kardashians never let us down either pouring in liters of sexiness into the show.

Okay, let us put it this way: if you don’t know Demi arose, congrats you are sure of making heaven. But if you do, start making arrangement for an air conditioner in hell…lol

Demi Rose is a Demi-god sexually. With that heap of curves splattered artistically on her, A Demi Rose walking on the ground could give someone meters high in the skies in a plane a hard on. Yes, her curves are that OUTRAGEOUSLY CONSPICUOUS.

Demi Rose took that entire saccharin figure all the way to the dunes of East Africa in a sensational photo shoot in Tunisia.

With her “extraterrestrially” sexy curves nestled in an overworked bikini, those bikinis were working their life off to keep all that pile of curves “indoors”.

Well adorned with a two-piece make more majestic with jewelled adornments, you would definitely catch a grenade for Demi even more energetically than Bruno Mars would for his heartthrob.

Her derrière was generously dished for the visual consumption of our eyeballs and we made sure to lick every corner of her magnanimous curves with our eyes.

Demi Rose made the shoot was flamboyantly doused with her strangulating sex appeal with her lovely brunette locks falling loose.

The 24 year old model is a master piece of art that deserves a Nobel Prize for sexiness.

Dressed like this, Demi Rose could get a ghost masturbating!